Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
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It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
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The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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