Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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