dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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