Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I deserve this hangover.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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