i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
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i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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