I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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