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It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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