i'm signing you up for texting rehab
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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