I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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