Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
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I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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