There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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