Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
