Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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