normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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