Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
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Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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