thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
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She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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