Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize
