Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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