my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
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I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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