Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
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she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
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