I feel like I'm in dance class right now
My hand turned me down
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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