ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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