Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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