It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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