just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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