according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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