I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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