just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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