just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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