do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
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I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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