Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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