Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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