...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
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My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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