WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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