If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
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Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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