This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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