In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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