She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
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My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
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We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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