I accidentally had phone sex last night
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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