If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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