Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
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Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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