i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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