u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
BRING THE BAGELS
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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