Please, let me fuck your mom
I bet he comes in French.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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