Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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