That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
you inspire me to be a worse person
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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