oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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