some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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