Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
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The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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