Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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