I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher