bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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