You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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