she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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